Thursday, October 2, 2008

Oldie but Goodie email - Investment Advice

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines
one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year
ago, you will have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers
one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year
ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans
for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00. Based
on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
heavily & recycle.

It is called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average American walks
about 900 miles a year.

Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22
gallons of alcohol a year.

That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles
to the gallon!

Makes you proud to be an American!

7 comments:

Mike said...

Wait a sec... let's look at those numbers.

$1000 on beer, all cans. Let's say that you get 30 packs for $20. You can purchase 50 30-packs, for a total of 1500 individual cans.

So you take 1500 cans back for the deposit. 5 cents a can = $75.

Did you find an extra $139 on the ground on the way home?

Mike said...

In order to get $214 out of this situation, you'd need to have 4280 cans. That would be about 142 30-packs.

$1000 / 142 = $7 per 30 pack

That is going to be some nasty nasty beer for $7 per 30 pack.

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